Baracalypse NOW!

By Eli Stone:



“Government is the only thing we all belong to”. Democratic National Congress Commercial
“States, like individuals, who observe their engagements, are respected and trusted: while the reverse is the fate of those who pursue an opposite conduct.” –Alexander Hamilton
Apocalypse – 1. Something viewed as a prophetic revelation; 2. A great disaster
Baracalypse is a term coined by an acquaintance of mine. We are in for some serious eye opening revelations or one hell of a train wreck. Food prices are expected to rise 20% in the next six weeks with an ever decreasing supply of Ding Dongs….all remaining Ding Dongs have now been seized and will be pressed into government service as IRS Agents.
Next…The demise of Hostess will leave us without the Twinkies, Snowballs, Fruit Pies, Ho-Hos, and the Zingers, Drake’s Funny Bones, Devil Dogs, Ring Dings, Coffee Cakes and Yodels. I mean, damn! American and regional icons…..GONE! Another 18 thousand plus jobs also GONE with those icons. It is sure going to cut down on the selection for that 3 a.m. raid on the cupboards…..and to think we just passed Prop 64. A greatly reduced selection of munchies for the stoner community is gonna put a hurt on the milk market. I am not a person who has a large intake of junk food. But the very thought of never again having a Raspberry Zinger gives me pause to wonder what is next. SADNESS……. Sign of the times. Congress needs to be held accountable! Where the hell was the Twinkie bail out? But wait! All is not lost. You can tune in to your favorite news channel and watch a “twinkie” lie to you and feed you BS news stories. That’s slang for the talking heads on news and weather channels.
The elections are over and, thank the creator, so are the commercials. So we are going “Forward” with the same plan and with the same person at the helm. Going “Forward” with “Hope” that things will “Change” (for the better I should imagine). Change makes a lot of people nervous; especially the change Obama has given us. Hope is for when there is a reasonable expectation of a positive outcome, not sure that is gonna happen. Forward now appears to involve a fiscal cliff. More openness in government, wait that didn’t happen. Okay a stronger American dollar, wait, that hasn’t happened either…..I bet those jobs aren’t there either…..unless you wanna be one of the thirty thousand IRS agents being hired to enforce Obama’s-care (pronounced Obama Scare)
Y’all don’t mind if I get out of this boat and take my chances among the sharks in the open water, do ya? I know there are those who would rather feed me to the sharks but I doubt that a shark would like me….I am old, tough and I am sure there is a lot of gristle that might give the sharks indigestion. The EPA and environmentalist would probably harass and fine me and have me stripped of my humanity.
I have a question. The Supreme Court has declared that a corporation is a person with rights. Okaaaaay??? But, I thought a corporation was a business entity and possessed by a person or persons. So if a corporation is a person then it is okay to own people? I thought that was slavery. Confusion…..
Now that Obama’s-care will take effect as the train rolls over the lip of the abyss known as the fiscal cliff we must ask ourselves some serious questions. Now that the requirement is for “we the property of the government” to insure ourselves, does that make us self-insuring property? How do I get my truck to insure itself? I call my truck Sally, she is an entity to me….so how do I get Sally to provide her own diesel and insurance. Maybe I should start a petition on the We The People government website.
The real reasons for the title of this story….we need some revelations. Dear Mr. Obama…what was the reason for you signing all of the following Executive Orders? Do you know something we don’t?
EXECUTIVE ORDER 10990 – Allows the government to take over all modes of transportation and control of highways and seaports.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 10995 – Allows the government to seize and control the communication media.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 10997 – Allows the government to take over all electrical power, gas, petroleum, fuels and minerals.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 10998 – Allows the government to seize all means of transportation, including personal cars, trucks or vehicles of any kind and total control over all highways, seaports, and waterways.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 10999 – Allows the government to take over all food resources and farms.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11000 – Allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11001 – Allows the government to take over all health, education and welfare functions.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11002 – designates the Postmaster General to operate a national registration of all persons.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11003 – Allows the government to take over all airports and aircraft, including commercial aircraft.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11004 – Allows the Housing and Finance Authority to relocate communities, build new housing with public funds, designate areas to be abandoned, and establish new locations for populations.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11005 – Allows the government to take over railroads, inland waterways and public storage facilities.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11051 – Specifies the responsibility of the Office of Emergency Planning and gives authorization to put all Executive Orders into effect in times of increased international tensions and economic or financial crisis.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11310 – Grants authority to the Department of Justice to enforce the plans set out in Executive Orders, to institute industrial support, to establish judicial and legislative liaison, to control all aliens, to operate penal and correctional institutions, and to advise and assist the President.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11049 – Assigns emergency preparedness function to federal departments and agencies, consolidating 21 operative Executive Orders issued over a fifteen year period.
EXECUTIVE ORDER 11921 – Allows the Federal Emergency Preparedness Agency to develop plans to establish control over the mechanisms of production and distribution, of energy sources, wages, salaries, credit and the flow of money in U.S. financial institution in any undefined national emergency. It also provides that when a state of emergency is declared by the President, Congress cannot review the action for six months. The Federal Emergency Management Agency has broad powers in every aspect of the nation. General Frank Salzedo, chief of FEMA’s Civil Security Division stated in a 1983 conference that he saw FEMA’s role as a “new frontier in the protection of individual and governmental leaders from assassination, and of civil and military installations from sabotage and/or attack, as well as prevention of dissident groups from gaining access to U.S. opinion, or a global audience in times of crisis.” FEMA’s powers were consolidated by President Carter to incorporate the…National Security Act of 1947, 1950 Defense Production Act, Act of August 29, 1916, and the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.

I know this isn’t the Enquirer…..but Enquiring minds wanna know. Especially this dog, yes, the Mad Dog, who has been all over the world and seen some pretty nefarious stuff. Insanity is attempting the same thing over and over expecting different results, that is still FORWARD! And something stinks in DC, what could it be? So maybe we get the train wreck before the revelation, maybe we get the revelation before the train wreck….either way….this is prolly gonna be interesting.

“Mercury is used as a preservative in vaccines, why is that? When one of the main things we have learned about mercury is that mercury even in small doses can be harmful. I would suggest that the only thing better than mercury is no mercury.”